Your Negro Travel Guide

Coonin’ All Over The World

About Me

Current Location: Rwanda

Contact: YourNegroTravelGuide@gmail.com

Your Travel Guide

Your Travel Guide

Your Negro Travel Guide is from the southside of Chicago, although he often claims to be a Brooklyn native. Through a combination of prayer, luck and sleeping with the right people he has been able to travel throughout more than 35 countries in the past 5 years. In his travels, as in his life, he has encountered a constant barrage of misfortune, misunderstandings and misadventure. Your Negro Travel Guide hopes to one day become a writer but he’s deathly afraid of becoming a 40 year old waiter/starving artist. So to protect himself from imminent poverty, he’s decided to enroll at Harvard Law School and travel on the side.  Come let him regale you with tales of international coonery, buffoonery and tomfoolery.

 


6 Comments »

  1. Don’t forget to copyright your tales of woe and misfortune……..

    Comment by Mounia | August 25, 2008 | Reply

  2. You know somebody should have told me this is not safe for work- as I am laughing like a loon. I don’t know you but I know somebody who knows you and they are right. You funny as hell…..and I just read a paragraph..

    Comment by Anonymous | August 25, 2008 | Reply

  3. Yes.. this is some true coonery on an international level. sweetness!!

    Comment by CelesteTheGreat | August 26, 2008 | Reply

  4. Hi. Where are you? Why aren’t you writing?

    Comment by Anonymous | September 26, 2008 | Reply

  5. Yo! Hope the recent financial meltdown has left you intact still. How are you? Everything OK?

    Comment by Sally | October 8, 2008 | Reply

  6. My dear, you are funny as hell! WHY aren’t you writing for a travel magazine or black publication in the states? Your work is priceless, you make me LMAO! I stumbled onto this and I sincerely hope to read more from you in the future.
    Love and greetings from La Mesa, CA –
    Mrs. Campbell

    Comment by LORI | April 17, 2010 | Reply


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