“Come on in, motherfuckers!”

Welcome to Your Negro Travel Guide. 

Over the past 3 years I’ve traveled throughout Africa, Asia, Europe and South America. While on my excursions I sent out mass emails to family and friends telling them of all the devastating things that were happening to me on a daily basis. They, of course, used my tragedies as their morning pick-me-ups. Callous whores. So whenever I sent out an email I would get a number of replies encouraging me to start a blog. Initially, I resisted. I talk so much shit that having my ramblings available in a public space would most certainly annihilate any bid I had at a successful future. I still know this to be true, but now I no longer care. 

To get you up to speed, below you’ll find a few entries I’ve written in the past few weeks since I first arrived in Hong Kong. From here on out I plan on posting every Monday to Friday, so stay tuned.* 

Your Negro Travel Guide (TG) 

*If you’re reading this from America (and happen to be borderline retarded like I am), know that I’m 12 hours ahead of Eastern time (If it’s 3PM in NY, it’s 3AM where I am). So don’t be confused if you wake up on Monday morning and I’ve already posted about how I had to strangle that old bat in my Monday night Body Pump class.